*flourish of trumpets*
The Grand Reveal. Please go and acknowledge your compliments in person, cross=post as desired and recipients, if you have not already thanked your giftor, get right on that.
We have an A03 collection at which you are welcome to post/link, HERE
Meanwhile, in the restaurant of the Landsdowne Hotel, Eastbourne, Sussex, some time in 1905:
“Watson, it was not an “adventure”. A puzzle, certainly. A mystery, if you insist. But there is nothing ‘adventurous’ about tiresome conversations with tiresome people and a trip to Cambridgeshire to uncover a mere domestic tragedy"
I was inclined to humour him. It had been a very good dinner, paid for, at my insistence, from my latest royalty cheque, and now we were expansive over a brace of Havanas and a bottle of Armagnac.
“Surely it could be argued that the client had an adventure, albeit an unhappy one.”
“Hmm. Nevertheless, I am bound to say this latest collection shows a sad lack of imaginative variety. The Adventure of…The Adventure of… and so on for the entire book.”
Sherlock Holmes waved his cigarette hand with a flourish and almost set fire to a passing waiter.
“I thought you never read them.”
He laid his unoccupied hand flat on the cloth and examined its pristine fingernails.
“I always take an interest in an Index, dear boy.”
“It is not a simple matter, coming up with a title for a short story. To capture the heart of a case and to present it in a way that people want to read more. Adventure is what people want, and that is what I give them.”
His expression softened, just a fraction. “And what I give you.”
For my part, I was not afraid to smile outright, and to reach for his hand across the table. He allowed me to press it, for a moment.
“Not just the cases, Holmes. You surely know that.”
“I know it.”
As if to break the spell, to show how much he detested sentiment, he went back on the attack, although he chose another target.
"In any case, I know that Doyle has the final say: he has a very well-developed commercial sense.” It was not a compliment. “Say you had entirely free choice: what would we see?”
“Certainly not ‘Treatise on the Deductive and Inductive Methods in Detection, parts one to sixty’,” I dared.
He sighed. “That particular manuscript was clearly not as well hidden as I had thought.”
“It was in the pile of papers covering the acid burnhole in the hearth-rug, which I tripped over last Thursday night. What about ‘Sherlock Holmes Glues his Finger in a Keyhole'? Or ‘Watson is Right After All about Mrs Felton’s Pearls’? Or ‘This Story is A Patchwork of Details from Six Different Cases to Avoid Being Sued for Libel’?"
“’Adventures’ it is, then. How much to replace the rug?”
[p.s. absolutely no disrespect intended to any of you who did choose to name your story an ‘Adventure’ – I just noticed that every single one of 'The Return of Sherlock Holmes' collection is so named, and that with various folk reporting struggling with titles – well, inspiration is not to be brushed off lightly]
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The Grand Reveal. Please go and acknowledge your compliments in person, cross=post as desired and recipients, if you have not already thanked your giftor, get right on that.
We have an A03 collection at which you are welcome to post/link, HERE
Meanwhile, in the restaurant of the Landsdowne Hotel, Eastbourne, Sussex, some time in 1905:
“Watson, it was not an “adventure”. A puzzle, certainly. A mystery, if you insist. But there is nothing ‘adventurous’ about tiresome conversations with tiresome people and a trip to Cambridgeshire to uncover a mere domestic tragedy"
I was inclined to humour him. It had been a very good dinner, paid for, at my insistence, from my latest royalty cheque, and now we were expansive over a brace of Havanas and a bottle of Armagnac.
“Surely it could be argued that the client had an adventure, albeit an unhappy one.”
“Hmm. Nevertheless, I am bound to say this latest collection shows a sad lack of imaginative variety. The Adventure of…The Adventure of… and so on for the entire book.”
Sherlock Holmes waved his cigarette hand with a flourish and almost set fire to a passing waiter.
“I thought you never read them.”
He laid his unoccupied hand flat on the cloth and examined its pristine fingernails.
“I always take an interest in an Index, dear boy.”
“It is not a simple matter, coming up with a title for a short story. To capture the heart of a case and to present it in a way that people want to read more. Adventure is what people want, and that is what I give them.”
His expression softened, just a fraction. “And what I give you.”
For my part, I was not afraid to smile outright, and to reach for his hand across the table. He allowed me to press it, for a moment.
“Not just the cases, Holmes. You surely know that.”
“I know it.”
As if to break the spell, to show how much he detested sentiment, he went back on the attack, although he chose another target.
"In any case, I know that Doyle has the final say: he has a very well-developed commercial sense.” It was not a compliment. “Say you had entirely free choice: what would we see?”
“Certainly not ‘Treatise on the Deductive and Inductive Methods in Detection, parts one to sixty’,” I dared.
He sighed. “That particular manuscript was clearly not as well hidden as I had thought.”
“It was in the pile of papers covering the acid burnhole in the hearth-rug, which I tripped over last Thursday night. What about ‘Sherlock Holmes Glues his Finger in a Keyhole'? Or ‘Watson is Right After All about Mrs Felton’s Pearls’? Or ‘This Story is A Patchwork of Details from Six Different Cases to Avoid Being Sued for Libel’?"
“’Adventures’ it is, then. How much to replace the rug?”
[p.s. absolutely no disrespect intended to any of you who did choose to name your story an ‘Adventure’ – I just noticed that every single one of 'The Return of Sherlock Holmes' collection is so named, and that with various folk reporting struggling with titles – well, inspiration is not to be brushed off lightly]
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Date: 2014-05-17 12:44 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-05-17 12:56 pm (UTC)And to everyone who has organised this- thank you so, so much. Your hard work has paid off, and is much appreciated. I'd defiantly do this again. Having somewhere to look for new art and fic- it's given me something to look forward to.
Thanks again everyone :'D
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Date: 2014-05-17 01:41 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-05-17 01:47 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-05-17 03:08 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-05-17 04:20 pm (UTC)Thank you mods and everyone, I had fun and I wish we could do this more often :)
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Date: 2014-05-17 06:18 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-05-17 08:26 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-05-17 09:13 pm (UTC)Thanks again to all who participated, and especially to our lovely mods! You're doing so much to keep this community alive.
And now I have a lot of reading to catch up with.
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Date: 2014-05-17 09:14 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-05-17 09:41 pm (UTC)This is my first ACD-Holmesfest and it was a very well-run, positive experience. If I am gushing like Watson over Holmes, know that it's well-deserved.
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Date: 2014-05-18 12:03 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-05-18 12:06 am (UTC)This was my first time participating in the fest, and I'm so glad did. There was so much wonderful fic and art that came out of it! Thank you to the comm and the fabulous mods for making it such a positive experience! Expect me to come back and play again. :-)
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Date: 2014-05-18 11:05 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-05-18 11:27 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-05-19 08:33 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-05-19 09:21 pm (UTC)Would anyone notice if I pinched one of Watson's alternative story titles for the next round?
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Date: 2014-05-22 05:32 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-08-27 08:34 am (UTC)“I always take an interest in an Index, dear boy.”
♥ ♥ ♥
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Date: 2014-08-27 08:14 pm (UTC)Thank you, glad you liked the reveal and the fest :-) Come play with us again?
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Date: 2014-08-28 08:16 am (UTC)I would love to play, if I can vanquish RL
and my evil lizard brain. I'm going to take a good, hard look at my Sep-Oct schedule over the weekend.