OH LORD AUTHOR YOU KNOW ME SO WELL. Not only "disguises" but CROSSDRESSING, I was doomed from the first hint of it. Unf. I love them boldly holding hands in public and Holmes ordering a "ladylike" half pint, and then sneaking the bottle up to their rooms!

WATSON'S HEAD UNDER HOLMES'S SKIRT COULD I ASK FOR MORE???? GOD. So delicious. So naughty and fun and sweet.

And don't think I missed the passing mention of the bees and the RETIREMENT THEY OBVIOUSLY SHARE. GOD THEY'RE SO MARRIED I FUCKING LOVE IT. Thank you for this. It's perfect. It's absolutely perfect.